Thursday, April 21, 2011

Abusing he who is worthy

Murphy, you sonofabitch!

I hate you on so many levels, it’s astounding!

The one day I decide to dress like its summer, and it rains. I can’t help but think that you have a hand in it.

If my white linens and Birkenstocks get damaged because of the weather, I will find you and torture you to death you little shit.

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